Calm at the back please.....
It's true I tells ya - there be another amazing solid wood superstore soon to be docking in Southampton!!
Exciting times ahead yes indeedy, this is only a small step in our attempt for world supremacy you understand, but I think you will agree that it is of major strategic importance when looking at global domination!!
In the mean time try and keep calm - it will no be long, just keep checking in and I will keep you posted.
And while this glorious event unfolds there is obviously another truly monumental event happening this week..... you mean you haven't heard......you know that football thingymebob, oh whats it called, you know, the erm.... the ......... oh yes the World Cup that's it!!
Another tournament where England are in a great position to win the the coveted Jules Rimet Trophy and end the 44 years of hurt, reliving the golden era of the 1966 world cup yadda yadda..... I know I should give out some positive Karma but does anyone really believe and I mean really believe this is possible??
I mean did anyone see the game against Japan?
Yes I will be getting into the spirit of it all, a few beers, maybe the odd BBQ, getting my amazing pundit mind all fired up so that if I were Capello I would know exactly what to do when we are losing against Argentina for the upteenth time, this time it will be different though as I will also have (along with the usual optimism) the England team Emo airbag that once we have been knocked out of the Cup - again - it will be deployed immediately to stop the bottom lip quivering, the disbelieving eyes from becoming all watery and the mind from twisting all that had happened in the previous 90 mins (or 145 ish after the dreaded penalty shoot out) was not our teams fault at all and it was the ref's bloody fault for giving Rooney the evil eye in the tunnel before we came back on after half time tea and cakes!!
Nah your right of course we can win it - COME ON ENGLAND!!!! Here we go again ha ha....
