Vote for Solid Wood!!!

You know all of this talk about the election has got me to thinking - what about a hung parliment?

Well I think that as a company we have come up with the solution and have created our party - the Popular Peoples Front of Solid Oak (and Pine) Furniture - catchy eh?

The basis of this is, we will come up with such a stunning manifesto that it will swing the undecided vote, giving us the power to take over the world and............ I mean join in a coalition government and "hold the people to ransom" who needs Nick Clegg?

Some of our manifesto could read as follows:

1. Free wood shavings for all school children
2. Best prices on all of our sumptuous furniture
3. Sack any member of government who does not give up the right to an expense account
4. Delivery within 4 weeks - (not taking into account, Bank Holidays, Volcanoes, strikes by the biscuit workers union, high breezes on the M42......)
5. Taking all of your purchases into the room of your choice - for free (its ok the heady feeling will pass)
6. Taking all of the packaging away with us - for free (are you alright - you look a bit pale?)
7. If you decide you do not like it before 28 days we will collect it - the only thing we ask of you is to pay another delivery fee which for you lucky locals (SP postcode) is only a tenner!!

Ok, ok, I will leave the rest of this heady manifesto until another time, you looked like having a coronary then, well it is a lot too take in, but these are just a few simple things that we do every day.

We serve you the customer in the best possible way, as only we ourselves would like to be served if we were the other side of the counter.

So when next you see a poster on the side of the road saying "Vote for change" or "Change your vote" or "Have you got spare change" then think of :

A world of furniture - The solid wood superstores

oh yes and the Popular Peoples Front of Solid Oak (and Pine) Furniture

Solid wood - best price - quick delivery - simples.........